Parenting: showing up, doing your best… and taking full advantage of every perfectly timed embarrassing moment.

This tee is for the moms and dads who clap too loud, wave too long, dance when they shouldn't, and say just enough to make their kids go, "please don't." Whether it's in the school pickup line, at a game, or in front of their friends—you understand the assignment.

The front says it loud: "I'm just here to embarrass my kids"
And the back neck? A subtle little detail for anyone close enough to notice: "it's a full-time job"

Soft, comfy, and practically guaranteed to get at least one "bruh" per wear.

Now available in both a classic Unisex fit and a more fitted Women's cut — pick your style above before choosing color and size.

Unisex: Heavyweight cotton with a classic, relaxed fit. Seamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, taped neck and shoulders for durability.

Women's: 100% ring-spun cotton, semi-fitted with side seams to enhance body shape, taped neck and shoulders.

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